I never realized that most of the first Resident Evil's difficulty came from its damn controls. If I knew that, I might've bought Metal Gear Solid on the PS3 instead. I mean, come on. I wasted around four bullets out of fifteen trying to shoot a zombie dog, and I usually have good aim. I mean, Outbreak had similar controls, and I could shoot things pretty damn well.

Well, on the bright side, I was almost a Jill Sandwich.

And I love the voice acting so much.